Q LBT-100 Black Bow Tie: Sleek Microfibre, Ultimate British Flair for Any Occasion.
Right, fancy a bit of the ol' razzle-dazzle Then step right up and behold, a thingamajig of pure delight, a knick-knack so utterly smashing it'll make your neighbour's cat green with envy. Does it slice, does it dice Does it solve world hunger Well, maybe not the last one, but it'll certainly brighten your day, tickle your funny bone, and possibly, just possibly, make you the envy of every single tea-sipping, biscuit-dunking Brit in the bloody kingdom. Get one, or you'll regret it more than that time you tried to make a curry in a microwave. Blimey.
£7.50
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