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Steven Land Luxe Oxfords: Sleek Black & Burgundy. Smart, Stylish Steps.

Right then, fancy a bit of this? It's not just a… well, let's just say it's a bit of everything you've ever wanted, rolled into one magnificent, utterly essential… thing. Imagine a dash of pure, unadulterated brilliance, a whisper of sheer audacity, and a generous helping of… *oomph*. Yes, *oomph*. It’s got that. It’s so good, your mum will want one. Your dog probably will too. Don't delay, get yours before they’re all gone. You know you want to. Go on. Treat yourself. You deserve it, innit? Bloody brilliant.

£45.00      £89.99