Midnight Spark: A Black & Silver Charmer. Shine On, Darling!
Right then, are you tired of the same old yawn-inducing thingamajigs Taking up space in your gaff Well, feast your eyes on this beauty a proper bit of kit that'll have your neighbours green with envy It's got more bells and whistles than a bloody brass band, and it's built like a tank, guaranteed to outlast your nan It's the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the dog's bollocks, if you catch my drift Get it bought, you won't regret it, I bloody promise.
£22.13
£44.25
